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si estuvieras aquí, estaríamos sonriendo y haciendo ruido de gorgoritos. en vez de estar mirando la luz de la pantalla y quitándome vida con radiación.
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I'm so f'ing horny!

thedame:

myexoticlife:

I wish I had a man that I could keep in the closet who didn’t talk and fucked exactly like I wanted him to. Ha! That makes me sound kind of crazy in a scary way. See this is why I don’t hate on guys who talk about wanting women, because I wish I had a mute sex slave in my closet. Who am I to judge?

Thats actually what men are put on this earth for, to be our servants. Theyre actually happiest when doing so also, just most of them, and us, dont know this, but times are changing ;)

This is not really true. While we do enjoy sex, being a mute-sex-slave locked down in the closet is fun…sometimes. Just not always. There’s this thing called daily life, too, and if we want you to be in our beds and in our dreams and in our hearts, it’s because we think our daily life (with all the sugar and spice that comes with it) is better if we spend it with you, while still being normal guys. Which is about the only think we like as much as we like you.

If i want to be a sex-slave, i’m gonna go find a girl to milk me dry. But chances are i won’t be able to love her: I’ll just eventually get tired and walk away.

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Violencia, pt.1

ak47:

tscp:

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Violencia, pt.2

ak47:

tscp:

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…no description required, no?

(via girlsgoneweed)

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(L)

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c’est la merde!

…chercher la femme.

zelesthia:

(via observando)
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Uta, ya están haciendo apps puteras para el iPhone3GS…

damn you mapple for being so sexy!!!

Nearest Tube Augmented Reality App for iPhone 3GS from acrossair (via acrossair)

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aww el mundo a sus pies! (L)

fuckyeahtattoos:

the world is at my feet. (via k,.d.’.a.e..’.;.e)
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la ORIGINAL cachitos face. (L)

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kmerino rima con porcino

you infect me, i kill you.

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i am :)

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sex and videogames :D

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Oye, oye, calmao, eso se puede? Obvio que no, a menos que estés con cheat code de energía infinita, o algo así. O si no, orgasmos sólo cuando toca cinematic.

monrix:

perfecto <3


kochiz
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uf, así te quiero tener mari!

katisbanned:

sex and videogames
en reply a livercake
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Obvio tengo que tener un gato.

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Quiero rayarla entera con un sharpie (L)

crijimodernlife:

A to Z
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En mi caso, pasaron 15 segundos de mirar alrededor, y dije ‘oh…es mi casa. i can pass out wherever i want to. WIN.’

kmerino:

nunca más, ahora si que nunca más won…

kochiz:

been there kiddo

lickystickypickyme:

Drunken cat doesn’t remember the way home.
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only one person has ever writen anything for me.

one is all it takes :)

francisca:

is that sad? or maybe i should consider myself lucky.
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Una killscreen de Pac-Man, nivel 256. #confieso que no tengo la skill para sacar una yo mismo.

ak47:

nsx:

miki800:

Pac-Man Level 256 Magnet by yuppicide on Etsy

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Hay cosas que nunca se escriben en Comic Sans. ‘Decreto Presidencial’ es una.

carloscaicedo:

La importancia de la escogencia de una tipografía

¿¡Comic sans para un decreto presidencial!?

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‘el spiderman’ (L)

francisca:

give me a kiss like that sometime will you? :)

(via forget-why)

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